Uh oh. The fish market is on to me😂

He just solved the mystery lol 14:24

you did this all wrong

I keep coming back to watch this video and fish slap never disappoints

This Hitman just looks like Seth Everman or the other way around wow

Me: *starts video* Ad: *” T O X I C P O O”*

Anyone else miss “TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES”

That evil man looks like my one and only shit president Vladimir Putin and it freaks me out so much

Fish slap let’s go 😀😂🤣

Hitman is my favourite jacksepticeye series

The man of many names the screwdriver the muffin man and the fish slapper

“*FISH SLAPPER*” jacksepticeye 2021

Jack your british accent sounds like ghost.

His name is somanyissues

bruh

You are a pro hit man jacksepticeye . “Fish slapper” 🐟

I need to take out him now, I have a good method of doing so, and its called... FISH SLAP!

3:41 that forehead doe

any safisticated music is Mozart for sean

Hey jack you should do a hollow knight play through, I think u would really enjoy it and it’s a challenging game so you wouldn’t finish very quickly (lots of videos)

bro waiting for part 3 ... hit more men plz :D

My guy said balled lock homes lol

You were in top form on this one man. I needed some good belly laughs, thanks.

I think I would just want to listen to everyone's conversations in hitman

It’s funny cause the Irish have a big rivalry with the British.😜

Jack:Do you think I could kill both *Pulls out pistol*

I'm sorry about you dad Jack you do what you need to do. I hope you get through this and still be in one piece. We love you Jack stay strong.

Bruh

Fish ? Fish.

Not tryna grab but I live on Dartmoor okehampton

O my mistake

CAN'T FUCKING COMMENT

Jack: I am British Also Jack: *Time to pull out the Australian accent*

Happy belated birthday Seán. Hope you had a great day

Im sorry about your dad jack but im glad that his son is a legend

Jack play Control

the mission is called death in the family, as in, Batman: death in the family.

I don’t know if a lot of you get this but RIP lil pink boy

Bro. He just complained about the kills not being super exciting when he literally went around and fish slapped everyone. THE KILLS WERE AMAZING

Hitman 3 from 3 weeks ago

PLAY LITTLE NIGHTMARES 2

Before jack was happy until his dad died now it’s gonna be pain he is going to be missed we love u papa jack🥺😩

Good to know that I don't need a 🔫 to be a hitman. Nothing more effective than a good fish. 💚🤭

Dude that fish looked like a DICK xD

Hey jack you should play mortal Kombat 11 it’s awesome

No one: - Literally no one: - Jacksepticeye:(He is able to kill all sources of life in the map, but he is scared of people who are suspicious of him.)

John Wick killed with a pencil. Jack killed with a fish. 🐟

why where a helmet when you can become bald, ride your bike, and have ice caps for a helmet

TF2: *First time?*

The 4 legendary words that will be stuck in my head - fish slap no witnesses

Play final fantasy 7 remake

Quack

Potato blight

F I S H

Yo Jack did you know that there's a happy wheels show? I don't what you can watch it on but it's a thing!

You really need to make a t-shirt that has Agent47 with Sam as his head, with the words, "Fish slap, Dirt Nap, NO WITNESSES"

Sean you need to play katana zero I feel like you would love the game

I am going to say 1 word that will bring so much nostalgia "SUBNATICA'

Hitman 3 is kinda strange

Is Minecraft coming back and also sorry for your Los

Can we finish Trever Saves the Universe?

I just realized that his beard looks like tony Stark’s

Jack plsss play little nightmares 2 plsss

Jack: The drama in this house!! *Jack sees computer* Jack: Ooouuu boots

“Cuz he’s got the fish”

I just remembered that untitled goose game co-op with two geese!!!

Jack I hope you know your a legend you always will be❣️

Much love Jack, keep strong👍

Jack has always been very funny and entertaining. I'm sorry for your loss Jack.

THIS REMINDS ME OF DOWNTE ABBY (if i spelt it right)

it is a true name

We need more burnout paradise ever on like this commet so we can get him to play burnout paradise

i just went back to jacks all the way song and its been 4 years holy shit im starting to cry

Can you do hitman 3 VR Please

Amazing nickname for jack : Jack Pepsi guy

THE FACT IS WAS CALLED DEATH IN THE FAMILY AND HIS LAST VID WAS LOSING HIS DAD. I'M GONNA CRY

FIsh time du dun dun dun.... dun dun ......dun dun can't fish this.

I wish he'd do the detective story, such a good story

Day 1 of asking jack to play the henry stickmen collection

nobody: nobody at all: his title: slapping people with fish

Jack, Your fps is looking really low there. might have to rip out your gpu and get a new one.

Hey jack did you know people cosplay you

They a new mario game called bower fury

He may be a dangerous assassin that has killed millions of people but did you realize he’s bald!? That’s the key defining feature!

Play LITTLE NIGHTMARES 2

Jack... I heard about ur fathers lost. I'm very sorry to hear that I wish you could have a better future and always remember that your dad is always in your heart🥰

Agent dow

Ireland boys

It hurts me so much see this unsuspecting Jack, not knowing what’s going to happen in just a week :(

Wonder when he is gonna play little nightmares 2

stop saying the fricking cursees STOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP grrrrr reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Let the skyfall

A famous person's father died why don't we all comment it everywhere. Shut the fck up and show some respect. Like all around the world silence is the key to respect so stfu.

Hopefully once jack returns he plays honeypop 2 cuz thats gonnna be hilarious since his old seriois was

Crazy 5 years later I’m still watching him in 2021 grind never stops for Him✅✅✅

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i must the fucking fish

lol this fucking shit is the best

this is hilarious

oh i can already see the comments on kevins videos OH YOU COPIED JACKSPEIRDIEMAN HE USED THE FHIS FOrST HSJKHFKSJDhflkJHFKJSDHFKL